🌐 January is the best time for starting a healthy lifestyle. Exercise more. Eat less.
🌐 It gets challenging if you are surrounded by the leftover sweets from Christmastime. Chocolate. Flavored popcorn. Biscotti. Peppermint. Muffins.
Muffins? That doesn’t sound like a holiday treat.
You’re right. It’s not! But I had to see if you were paying attention. Muffins cause mayhem.
This is a continuation of the story dubbed “Muffingate”—a level 7 shenanigan event!
🚨 🚨 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨
📍The trial for the accused Muffin Miscreant was set for this month. The evidence against the spry one-year old Avila Catherine Geraldine is overwhelming.
📍There is a new development in this shenanigan-laden event.
📍The Chicoineville police department suspect “ACGC” has an accomplice. While she was under house arrest, another muffin incident happened.
📍Video recordings show that the suspect never left her cell (crib) when the mayhem happened.
📍Is this a new miscreant or an orchestrated operation? Investigations will be taking place the rest of the month.
📍 Stay with PRNT TV 📺 to receive full coverage on this new scandal “sweeping” across this small town.
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📍This has been I.M. Shocked with PRNT News reporting. Thank you for watching (reading)!