The Simple Catholic’s Third Christmas Card

My parents are still too tired and busy (it seems like adults are always tired) to pitch in to help with the Christmas card.  Noah, Amelia, and Josiah decided they can’t help because it would intrude on their Nintendo Switch, artwork and cartography time. It’s up to me (again) to provide a whimsical and semi-accurate summary (of shenanigans) of our year.

I’m the only one who takes Christmas-card-writing seriously in my family.

I’m going to turn five soon.

“I can’t believe my baby is almost five!” my parents have said this with tears in their eyes many times.

I learned so much over the past year so get ready for some serious life lessons. I’ll also get a summary of what’s new for the rest of my family.

We will go in age order. I hear that phrase all the time— especially when it comes to opening presents.

Mommy

My mommy started the year teaching between two buildings. I still don’t know their names because I’m a toddler and get easily distracted *rides off on a balance bike around the kitchen*.

Mommy is the awesomest and I love her very much. She helps me continue to receive speech and OT therapies. And she lets me eat off her dinner plate!

This summer Mommy had surgery on her stomach (gall bladder removal) and I had to be reminded several times I couldn’t jump on her until she recovered.

I drew my first portrait of mommy!

Mommy finally got to teach in a single building this August. She loves teaching and helping her students grow. Less travel time means she can come home early and spend more time with me and take Josiah to swimming lessons more.

She also does a great job braiding my hair and painting my nails.

I think mommy’s greatest accomplishment this year is helping me learn this year!

Daddy

Daddy had a big change in his work. Over the past few years, he has worked overnights. But in November he went to part-time at his retail job. His content writing as taken off and loves helping Catholic businesses get their message out there.

He also started another new project working to publish a neighborhood Catholic magazine. I get to be his “four-year old assistant who doubles as his daughter”. While I don’t exactly have a full understanding of my job description I do know I travel with him to meet with people. I usually sit at a table coloring and am paid with a treat like candy or crackers.

Daddy still writes for his blog and creates funny memes, but it’s been a bit since he wrote about my antics. I think I need to steal his coffee more often.

Daddy loves creating memes about the Catholic faith. 🙏 🙂

His hobbies continue to be playing board games with us. We had fun playing dominoes, a cat & mouse game, and a monster-themed game! Daddy has been binge-watching Doctor Who too.

Probably the most important of daddy’s accomplishments is still giving me horsey rides. It’s fun!

Noah

Noah is in sixth grade at “the school whose name I don’t know” (again because I’m a toddler and get easily distracted with details). He played soccer in the spring and fall. Noah has improved his skills of passing, ball control, and scoring. ⚽

Noah learned to play the trumpet last year and has continued to develop a love and talent for this instrument. My family and I went to his band concert. It sounded good! I even paid attention for a few minutes (my parents were super proud of me).

My brother is also in Chess club.♟️He enjoys teaching my younger brother chess and loves playing against my dad. They talked about Fairy Chess pieces that included: a dragon, magician, and even a playtpus. I hope those pieces are pink so I can play with them when he’s not looking.

Amelia

Amelia is in fourh grade at “the school whose name I don’t know”. She still loves drawing and creating unique things out of paper, cardboard, tape, and other craft supplies.

My sister had her art published as a GIF. “Goldy the Hedgehog” caught the attention of someone my dad knew. This lady was making an app and loved Amelia’s artwork. I thought my sister did a good job drawing the hedgehog. 🦔

My sister is the best because she loves me and helps me get dressed, learn art, brushes my hair, and gets me bandaids when get hurt.

Amelia’s most important accomplishment this year is painting my fingernails. I love my sister!

Josiah

Josiah is a second-grader  at “the school whose name I don’t know”. He has lots of teachers that help him learn.

My brother is obsessed with maps and flags. His favorite countries are Portugal, Spain, United States, Canada, Sweden, and Switzerland.

Josiah played soccer for the first time this spring. I enjoyed watching him play but was also kinda sad because we couldn’t get into as much trouble as usual on the sidelines. His favorite futbol player is Cristiano Ronaldo. And he loves playing football, soccer, and baseball in the living room (he’s a one man sports team). 🏈 ⚽ ⚾

Josiah dressed up as a Tornado 🌪️ this Halloween.

Finally, Josiah learned to read chapter books. Some of his favorite books include: Magic Treehouse and books about countries and sports. I like it when he reads to me.

Avila Catherine Geraldine

When I’m not committing shenanigans or earning snacks with my “daddy’s assistant” job, I learn lifeskills through my continuing education program (early childhood).

I don’t go to the same school called ” the school whose name I don’t know” as my siblings. But I do go to preschool (at a school whose name I can’t remember). I love school and my teacher and my classmates. I showed my parents all the cool things I learned at our school’s Fall Festival.

All I wanted for Christmas was to lose my first tooth!

I still struggle with the “wigglies” at Mass. But I have been making improvements. I enjoyed waving leaves on Palm Sunday and having my dad push me in the stroller this one Sunday in June (he was talking about a Corpus Christi procession or something). One Mass I even went on a “bear hunt” and did my best to whisper. My parents thought I was weird.

Halpert

The latest addition to my family was someone almost as hyper as me. We got a puppy and named him Halpert (I think it’s after my dad’s favorite TV show). He has grown so much and learned a few commands like “sit”, “lay down”, and “settle”. I love to pet him, climb in his crate, play fetch, and take him for walks. One time he jumped out of the bathtub my family and I laughed at his craziness.

His crate is comfy. 🙂😆

Halpert loves to play with my siblings and parents too. He helps cheer us up when we have a sad day.

Live your life to the fullest. Thank the people who helped you grow and learn. Count your blessings and your stuffed unicorns. 🙏🦄

And don’t waste time learning the names of schools whose name you don’t know.

Love,

ACGC— Muffin Miscreant, Coffee Culprit, and Adventure Seeker

P.S. Special thanks to my daddy for editing the Chicoine Family Christmas Card. I paid him in hugs.

P.P.S. Halpert will be taking over next year’s Christmas Card as I’m going to be too tired from my continuing education courses and general mischief making. I get to go to school all day next year!

The newest writer in the Chicoine household. 🐕✍️
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Catholic Meme Monday— Issue 111 🎅🎄

Hope you had a blessed week!

Time for the Christmas-sized Catholic Meme Monday. ✝️ 🙏🎅🎄

The Christmas tree stays up longer than December 26th for sure!
Join the Catholic side— we have the party. 🎄🎅
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Amen!! 🙏
Jesus saves. 🙂 ✝️ 🙏
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Sorry Taylor the person of the year for me is Jesus Christ.
Christmas on a Monday makes for a short 4th week of Advent. 🙂
Amen!
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Have you ever created a homemade manger scene?
Such a weird Advent this year. 🙂😆
Lol
Love theology Venn-diagrams. 😆😆😆
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Amazing wisdom from C.S. Lewis. 🙏🙏🙏
Go to Confession. Your soul will thank you later. 🙏
Meme I created in honor of the Feast of Saint John— patron of theologians, friendships, booksellers, and quite possibly track stars. 🏃‍♂️ 👟 💨 😆 🙏

That’s all I have this week. Stay tuned for next week’s Catholic Meme Monday. Receive updates straight to your email inbox by subscribing to The Simple Catholic blog.

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4 Ways Faith Helps with Holiday Stress

By Samantha Smith

The holidays are a time for family, friends and celebration. Decorations, special treats and activities bring us joy as we bring the year to a close and prepare for a new one.

Despite the festivities, the season also brings holiday stress. We are easily distracted and overwhelmed with expectations and traditions that can negatively impact our mental health.

As Catholics, we are called to see past the commercialism of the holiday season and focus on the many blessings of our lives, including the birth of Jesus. Thankfully, our faith provides many opportunities to focus on what makes this season important for our faith.

Read on for five ways faith can help with your holiday stress.

Spirit of Gratitude

Gratitude changes everything
Gratitude changes everything (and so does coffee, unless you’re a tea drinker.)

Even though our modern Thanksgiving differs from its historic origins, it is still a day when we gather with loved ones to share a meal and express gratitude for how God has blessed us throughout the year.

However, gratitude is not solely meant for Thanksgiving. It can be done daily in a journal or added to your prayers. Additionally, studies have shown that gratitude has many health benefits, such as improving sleep and mood. It also helps with anxiety and depression, which can be heightened at this time of the year.

To help with holiday stress, thank God for three or more blessings in your life each day. Be intentional with your daily blessings and track how it improves your mood and stress. Consider continuing this practice throughout the year.

Practice Patience

Patience this Holiday Season

Commercialism tends to impose the holidays upon us way before the actual date arrives. Decorations, treats and holiday-themed products hit stores early, encouraging increased spending and a longer holiday season. By the time the holiday arrives, it’s no longer enjoyable and you’re ready for the next one.

The holiday season can also highlight what we are missing in our lives. Children await Christmas with much anticipation for special gifts under the tree. Singles are longing to share the holidays with a spouse. Parents with infertility issues are longing for the day they can celebrate with their own children.

God teaches us the importance of patience throughout life. Patience describes love (1 Corinthians 13:4), is a fruit of the Holy Spirit and is an instruction from God throughout the Bible.

Patience is a requirement of faith. God asks us to wait for his divine timing for the desires of our heart. As all of us enter this season of busyness and stress, ask God to give you patience for yourself and with others. While the holiday season is filled with anticipation, it is also important that we patiently wait for what is in store for us.

Rituals and Traditions

The Catholic faith is full of rituals and traditions that we practice throughout the year. And the holiday season is no different.

Catholics celebrate the season of Advent for four weeks leading up to Christmas. Our Christmas season lasts until Epiphany, which is in January of the new year. We celebrate the Nativity of Our Lord on December 25 with nativity sets in our homes and churches until the Christmas season ends. On January 1st, we celebrate the feast of Mary, the Mother of God.

All of these seasons and feasts have their own traditions and rituals, which help to keep the holiday season in perspective.

Having an Advent wreath and calendar are both reminders to wait on the Lord and to do good work in this season of waiting. Because Christmas doesn’t end on December 25, we keep the light of Christ shining brightly in our homes and with all we encounter. We are also invited to celebrate other aspects of the holiday season, such as the three kings at Epiphany and mother Mary on the first of the year.

Having rituals and traditions eases holiday stress because of their continuity and stability. They bring us comfort and something to look forward to each year. Embrace these Catholic traditions in your holiday routine. Do a couple of things to get started so you don’t overwhelm yourself or your family.

Community Support

Holy Family
Ask the Holy Family to give you comfort during times of loneliness this holiday season.

The holiday season can heighten feelings of loneliness and isolation, especially for those who live alone, are mourning the death of loved ones or in a transitional period of their lives.

By getting more involved in parish life, you will ease those lonely feelings and be surrounded by like-minded people. This provides a sense of belonging that will lift your spirits.

Connect with your faith community during the holiday season by attending Mass and making the effort to meet someone new. Volunteer with a ministry to help someone in the community or give Christmas gifts to a family in need.

Holiday stress may come each year, but the Catholic faith provides us opportunities to focus on God’s love and the birth of Jesus. May our faith bring comfort and joy to you and your family this holiday season.


About Our Guest Blogger:

Samantha Smith is a Catholic blogger and copywriter. You can follow her blog at spiritandsparkle.net.

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Catholic Meme Monday— Issue 110

Hope you had a blessed week!

Time for another Catholic Meme Monday. ✝️ 🙏

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Even Saint Anthony would struggle to track that package this time of year. 😆 🙏 📦 🚚
LOTR is a Christmas movie trilogy!! 🎄🙏
Happy belated Gaudete Sunday. 🩷 🌷
Although Jesus didn’t pink from the dead… 😆🙂
Hope you had a blessed Gaudete Sunday. 🙏
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Band name: JMJ
Amen! 🙏✨
Not specifically Catholic related but philosophy is related to theology. 😆😆😆
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🙏 🙂
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I’ve recently gotten into Doctor Who and had to share a Whovian-Catholic meme. 🙏 🙂
It’s an unfair fight. ✝️♥️

That’s all I have this week. Stay tuned for next week’s Catholic Meme Monday. Receive updates straight to your email inbox by subscribing to The Simple Catholic blog.

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Catholic Meme Monday— Issue 109

Hope you had a blessed week!

Time for another Catholic Meme Monday. ✝️ 🙏

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Too funny! 😆🥁
This secretary went on to be more famous than almost every pope in history!
Can anyone guess (without doing a Google search) which saint I’m referring to?
She did know. 🙏
True success. 👆
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The work of a Meme-Lord is honest (often humorous) and can advance the Catholic faith. 🙏
Save this as a reference for December 24th. 🙏🙂
#tinymanagerscene
Yes!! 🙂🙏
Amen!
Saint Bridget on a fidget.
Love a good Venn diagram. 😆🙂
Do you put an angel or a star atop your Christmas tree?
This meme 100% represents Jonah. 😆😆
Had to include a belated Saint Nick’s Day meme.
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That’s all I have this week. Stay tuned for next week’s Catholic Meme Monday. Receive updates straight to your email inbox by subscribing to The Simple Catholic blog.

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Catholic Meme Monday— Issue 108

Hope you had a blessed week!

Time for another Catholic Meme Monday. ✝️ 🙏

This year has an interesting timing for Advent ending and Christmas Eve being on the same day.
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All things in moderation— except sacred charism for a Baptism. 🙂😆🙏
Happy New Liturgical Year!!
I’ve been anticipating Advent for weeks. 🙏🙏🙏
‘Tis the season for preparing for the season of boughs of holly. 🙏♥️✝️🙂
God’s love is transforming. 🙏
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Saint John the Baptist welcomes you to the Advent season! 😆
Baby Jesus fish photobomb!
Accurate. 🙏🙏🙏
Had to toss in a Saint Nick meme in preparation for his feast day!
My daughter lined these saint dolls in the countertop last Advent. 🙂✝️♥️🙏
Gotta end with a punny dad joke!! 😆😆😆

That’s all I have this week. Stay tuned for next week’s Catholic Meme Monday. Receive updates straight to your email inbox by subscribing to The Simple Catholic blog.

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How to Attract the Right Clients for Your Catholic Business

How do you attract the right people you want to do business with?

Create niche content that adds value (informative, inspiring, and/or funny) to your target audience.

My target audience is small Catholic business owners.

I create and share content that almost always is tied exclusively to the Catholic faith.

The times I showcase a glimpse into my personality and hobbies I make sure it’s still connected to Catholicism.

Not everyone will get the joke below.

It’s a very niche Catholic meme. 😆

But that’s okay. I’m not writing for everyone.

That’s what Generic Social Media Influencers do.

I’m not generic. As a neurodivergent, left-handed, literary omnivore Catholic I’m wayyyyyy too weird for the average person.

And you aren’t generic. You’re too awesome!

I like to partner and work with non-generic people.

Saint Therese of Lisieux wrote, “The world is thy ship, not thy home.”

Think of your business as a ship, carrying your family and helping your clients with their needs.

The destination? Our home in Heaven.

We do need to live in the world but we still need to keep our gaze on Our Father.

I create non-generic Catholic content that will attract the right clients for your business.

Will you let me join your ship on the journey?

P.S. What’s the funniest Catholic typo you made or read?

#catholichumor #catholiclife #catholiccontent #nightwing #saintjosemariaescriva

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