The Joy of the Perfect Umbrella

Raindrops tap-tap-tapping on the windowpane this morn.
I glance outside at April skies gray and forlorn.
School day ahead, little feet will soon patter down the hall,
I search the closet corners, behind winter coats standing tall.

Where have all the umbrellas gone? A seasonal mystery.
One under the car seat, one borrowed by a friend—now history.
The colorful parade of last year’s shields, missing or broken,
Left behind at soccer games, school buses, unspoken.

The children wake, eyes bright despite the gloom outside.
“Will we need umbrellas?” they ask with sleepy-eyed pride.
I smile and nod, knowing my morning mission awaits,
To find these shelters from spring’s unpredictable gates.

In the basement corner, I discover a forgotten treasure,
My youngest’s umbrella, unicorns dancing across its measure.
A monster-eyed green parasol appears beneath a chair,
Watching me silently with its googly gaze, what a pair!

But one child remains without shield from heaven’s tears,
I grab my own large black umbrella, accumulated through years.
“Here,” I say, “take mine today, I’ll pull my hoodie up instead.”
The smile of gratitude warms me more than words that could be said.

As they march out the door, three bobbing canopies against the gray,
I witness childhood preserved dry beneath fabric on this wet spring day.
Yet umbrellas in their hands transform beyond mere shelter from rain,
Becoming magic wands and canes with powers hard to explain.

By afternoon the clouds have fled, umbrellas fold away,
Only to reappear as pillared roofs for forts where they play.
Little hands grip handles tight, jump from couches with a whoop!
Makeshift parachutes floating them down in a gleeful swoop.

I find myself lingering in store aisles with colorful displays,
New umbrellas catching my eye in delightful ways.
Such joy in choosing replacements for the broken and the lost,
A small investment in childhood wonder, worth any cost.

For in these simple tools, metal ribs and patterned cloth unfurled,
My children find both shelter and doorways to an imagined world.
The spring will bring its showers, predictable yet wild,
But I’ll keep seeking umbrellas for each beloved child.

© 2025 Matthew Chicoine

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The Great Biblical Sprint Championship

Pre-Race Analysis

Shalom, faithful followers! Welcome to what promises to be an absolutely electrifying evening of Biblical athletics. I’m Matthew here with my colleague Luke the Physician for tonight’s highly anticipated 100-cubit dash.

“Luke, we’ve got an absolutely stellar field tonight. What are your thoughts on our competitors?”

“Well Matthew, this might be the most prestigious field we’ve seen assembled since the days of our fathers. John, the Disciple Whom Jesus Loved, remains one of the favorites – even several years after his legendary Empty Tomb victory, he still possesses that same passionate energy that helped him outrun Peter that momentous morning.”

“Indeed, and let’s not overlook the Loving Father. He’s dominated the long-distance circuit – that sprint across the field to embrace his Prodigal Son is still discussed in every village square. The question before us is whether he can translate that endurance into pure speed.”

“Paul’s someone to watch too, Matthew. This zealous runner from Tarsus has been absolutely transformed on the racing circuit lately – having completely changed his running style after a dramatic fall on the Damascus track! And speaking of surprising speed, the mysterious Naked Runner from Gethsemane – likely John Mark himself – has proven he can escape even Roman guards!”

“And completing our field is Zacchaeus – don’t let his short stature fool you! Anyone who can scale a sycamore tree that quickly surely has the agility for this race. Though I must say, it’s refreshing to see him competing openly rather than trying to see over the crowd!”

The Race

The runners take their marks…

AND THEY’RE OFF!

John and the Naked Runner burst out front like deer from a lion’s den! But wait, here comes the Loving Father, showing surprising speed for a distance specialist! Through 30 cubits, it’s John by a sandal’s length, the Loving Father gaining ground, with Paul and the Naked Runner running like twin lambs for third!

Zacchaeus is making his move through the pack – that tree-climbing agility is serving him well! At the halfway point, John still leads but the Loving Father is RIGHT THERE! The Naked Runner has slipped into third – he’s living up to his reputation for unexpected appearances!

Down the final stretch they come! The Loving Father has pulled even with John! Paul making one final charge – the same determination we’ve seen in all his recent races! Ten cubits to go – John and the Loving Father matching stride for stride! The crowd is crying out like at the walls of Jericho!

AND AT THE LINE… IT’S THE LOVING FATHER BY A TUNIC’S LENGTH! What a finish! What a race!

Victory Analysis

“Luke, let us recall what our eyes have just witnessed. You can see John had the early lead, but observe the Loving Father’s form – arms wide open, just like when he embraced his returning son. Those open arms must have been the blessing that carried him to victory!”

“Indeed, Matthew. According to the water clock, the Loving Father crossed in time to complete two full psalms, with John following in the space of a single selah. The Naked Runner took third, while Paul – who’s certainly become one of our most dedicated racers – finished fourth. Zacchaeus, though finishing last, certainly proved he belonged in this field!”

Post-Race Words

With our victor, the Loving Father

“I must testify, I was prepared to run twice this distance if needed. When you’re running with love in your heart, you find strength like Samson of old. John ran with the vigor of youth – he reminds me of my own son with that boundless energy. But love… love will always find a way to cross the finish line first.”

Final Thoughts

Tonight’s race showed us that in the greatest of competitions, love conquers all. The Loving Father’s victory serves as a beautiful reminder that God’s love will always outrun our expectations, meeting us wherever we are on life’s path. And perhaps most touching was seeing Zacchaeus, once hidden in trees, now standing proudly among his fellow runners, and Paul showing how completely a runner can be transformed when racing for the right cause…

Matthew and Luke the Physician, your faithful servants in these games. May peace be upon you all, and we shall meet again at the next great contest…

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Overcoming Creativity Cave-Ins

Sometimes, I have felt trapped in terms of my thoughts and what I want to write or say. I go through periods as a writer where I want to write something really profound and amazing. I have these ambitions to write, and I just don’t know exactly how to start. Simliarly to when you’re learning to walk, you have to put one foot forward and then the next after that. You’re going to fall, and you’re not going to have the perfect introduction at times. It’s not going to be super inspiring or as exciting as what you normally write. But the key is to start and to just go from somewhere.

Blank Page, Dark Cave

I don’t like how I’m writing this post right now. I don’t know exactly where it’s leading me, and I’m just kind of rambling at this point. Sometimes, to unclog a brain blockage or a creativity block, that’s what you have to do. You just have to start somewhere and dig. Dig and keep digging, finding any glimpse of sunlight.

Imagine if you’re in a cave and it collapsed on you. There’s a lot of rubble in front of the entrance. The initial thought is panic. You are paralyzed, you can’t act at all, and you’re surprised. You think, “How am I going to get out of this cave? There is no way out. It’s blocked. We don’t have any shovels or pickaxes to dig ourselves out.” Start with the smallest piece of rubble and clear that out. Then work your way up to the middle pieces and eventually look for things in your area to help leverage against those larger boulders.

That could be anything. If there’s someone else in the cave that’s stuck with you, work together to find a way. Sometimes it’s not going to be apparent at all what you need to do or where your tools are going to be. What helps me, I’ve found, with writing when I feel caved in or have a creativity cave-in, is just to start and to continue to write. There’s freedom in allowing your mind to just wander and take it where it will. Then you can have some progress.

Now, sometimes there’s going to be an abrupt ending to your writing. It might just stop.

Stop. No really, stop doubting your ability. When you’re experiencing a “creativity cave-in” the only wrong way to write is to not start.

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Celestial Travel and the Communion of Saints: Catherine and Athanasius


Here’s an imaged conversation between two great saints.


St. Athanasius

A tall, bearded man sat under the shade of a tree to protect against the beaming noon sunlight. He had a quill and a parchment in hand. Uttering a few words while crossing himself he continued to formulate a message on half-written scroll:

“He became what we are that he might make us what he is.”

Thoughts such as this were the cause for the man’s exile (this being his third). The emperor deemed such words blasphemous and cause for discord as it ran counter to the majority of the religious leaders’ opinions at the time.

The man stopped writing because he heard a sudden whirling sound. Looking around he didn’t immediately see anything out of the ordinary.

Standing up now, he walked towards to east wall of the monastery. The ascetic monks took him in during a previous banishment, so the man got used to the normal weather patterns of this area. The whirling transformed into a whooshing sound. Like rushing of a river but with air instead of water. But still he saw nothing unusual. The sun remained high in the sky and only a few white clouds existed against the blue background.

Thinking he was dehydrated, the man went to the well, located several yards in front of the monastery’s front entrance. His lips felt parched, and beads of sweat dropped from his brow. “This probably affected my senses,” he thought. Lowering the bucket down took longer than normal because of limited rainfall recently. He heard the splash of the bucket on the water and felt it fill up. He started to pull it up when the man heard a woman’s voice.

Catherine: “Servant of the Lord make haste and come here.”

He continued to think dehydration was the culprit for these strange happenings, so the man ignored the woman’s words. Grabbing the bucket, he brought the water to his mouth when the woman exclaimed, this time louder, “Athanasius! Listen, for I bring a message of hope.”

Athanasius: Who’s there?

Catherine: I am a  humble servant of our Lord Jesus Christ. He sent me to give you a message of hope.

Athanasius: Do you believe He is fully divine? It’s popular opinion nowadays to think of our Lord as a creation of the Father.

Catherine: Yes. And He is also fully human. It’s the great Mystery of the Incarnation. “God became man so that…

Athanasius: …man might become god”. You must be from God because you know about the doctrine of theosis. Why haven’t I not heard of you before?

Catherine: I come from a time different, yet not so different from yours. False teaching abounds where I come from. But what remains is hope and help. The Furnace of Divine Love tests and forms those He loves most into great witnesses for the faith.

The Paraclete sent me console you in your time of exile. Don’t give up hope. Maintain the faith. The great heresy of your time will fall. Orthodoxy will prevail.

Athanasius: How can this happen? I’ve been exiled several times by the Emperor. I have continued to spread the Gospel and am gracious for the aid of these holy monks who harbored me.

Catherine: Continue your work. I simply was sent to give your reassurance and a spark to help you keep the faith. You are a profound witness for the faith and model of orthodoxy. ““Be who God meant you to be and you will set the world on fire.”

[Catherine is suddenly taken up into the clouds on a fiery chariot. If Athanasius blinked he would have missed this wonderful moment.]

Catherine of Siena


This holy encounter gave Athanasius the resolve to continue with his work on defending the divinity of Jesus Christ. He went on to write an important theological treatise titled On the Incarnation and the Holy Spirit worked through him as a catalyst to defeat the Arian heresy.

Centuries later a young Catherine is seen reading a book under the shade of her favorite tree. She smiles and thanks God for His goodness.

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Detective Daddy Episode 4: The Descent into Darkness

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

Characters:

Detective Daddy: Me

Muffin Miscreant [mentioned]: Avila

Setting:

Three years after the events of Detective Daddy Episode 3: Shenanigans Infect Us All.

Detective image

“You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”

—Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight (2008)

Time is a crazy thing. You can’t wait to grow up and a day feels like a year. But when you get older time seems to speed up. Years turn into weeks. Weeks into days. Hours fly by in a minute. Yet memories don’t always fade. In some “cases” thoughts blaze in the mind while darkening the heart.

Three Long Years

“It’s been a long three years,” he thought. So much potential and promise existed in the Time Before the Events. New work. A training partner. Finally, a decrease in shenanigans. Things were at an all-time high for the former sleuth. After years of study and case-work, Detective Daddy solved the greatest case of his career: MuffinGate.

It pushed him to the limit, or what he thought was his limit, and nearly crumbled his confidence in his caper-skills. Persistence and hyper-focus were his superpowers. Following the muffin-crumbs led the detective to make an amazing discovery. The Muffin Miscreant and the Coffee Culprit were the same individual. Turns out the Detective was too focused on solving cases for the public he couldn’t keep his own home in order as the Muffin Miscreant was his own offspring!

This revelation pushed Detective Daddy to a crossroads in his career. He decided to hang-up his gumshoes and deerstalker in place of library trips and piggyback rides. Fatherhood allowed the detective to enjoy family life while also keeping his creativity and problem solving skills sharp. He gained a promotion at a local grocery center and worked the night shift. This allowed his wife and him the ability to have a parent present at all times in the house.

Then the Events began to happen. These began with a global pandemic that upset much existing systems. Panic set in. Hope seemed to dissolve faster than baking soda in vinegar.

Detective Daddy fell back on his old mindset as a way to approach this “After the Events” worldview: logic, deduction, and investigation. “There must be a reasonable way to solve these problems (ours and the world’s)”, the former sleuth told his wife. This sentence came up time and time again. It turned from a single thought into a mantra. And from a mantra into a madness…

To be continued.

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Introducing Two New Creative Content Series for The Simple Catholic

Saint Philip Neri wrote, “A joyful heart is more easily made perfect than a downcast one.” He is the patron saint of laughter and humor. Humor has acted as a spiritual aid during many times of doubt and trial in my life.

When I started as a writer in my college and graduate school years, most things I wrote were serious in nature. Research papers, books reviews, and theological theses.

There definitely is a place for serious and academic writing but over the years, and especially since becoming a parent, I’ve realized humor can be a means to holiness.

You catch more people’s attention with honey than with vinegar. I have applied this sentiment to evangelization: you can cast a wider net with humor and can include aspects of the faith within funny memes or theological jokes.

Along with Catholic Meme Mondays, I am planning on including two additional creative weekly post series: Holy Haikus and What If Theology.

These will largely feature on my social media accounts (Instagram and Twitter). Here’s a preview on what to expect with these new content series:

Is humor a path to holiness?

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The Melting of the Cold: A Poem

At transition times of the year or in changes of temperatures (from warm to cold or vice versa) I get inspired by the beauty in the changes of nature.

Here’s a poem I wrote born out of my gratitude for the melting of the snow.

The Melting of the Cold

Drip. Drip. Dripping.

The sound of water flowing down the hill quickens.

Hints of spring; and soon the arrival of chickens’

Eggs being collected. Growth and sprouts will soon be about.

Sun beaming bright. This is great cause to smile and shout.

The cold is melting. Melting slow but steady.

After blizzards, ice, and dark days we’re finally ready

Ready for the return of a season of bud, bug, and bicycle.

The melting of the cold is the beginning of the arrival of
this new season cycle.

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