Why does wearing a mask have to be drudgery? Check out Socks Religious’ selection of Catholic masks (to wear at Mass or out on errands–great simple way to promote the Gospel!)
Plus, shop for great saint socks for your kids’ birthday, Baptism anniversary, or an early Christmas present (December always sneaks up on us).
A question asked maybe once in your life (depending on how many socks, kids, pets, or sock thieves you have in your life). This should be an odd question to ask except for two facts:
📍I’m a parent
📍 My kids have wild imaginations
My theory?
They befriended a house elf and are hoping to convince him to take the sock for his freedom.
What would your caption be for this photo?
Share your most creative explanation for ‘why a sock is in the pantry?’
💙Don’t argue with your wife (especially when she has a logical case in her favor).
See below example ⤵️
Wife: “Matt, you need new socks!”
Me: “No, I don’t. I have plenty of pairs.”
Wife: “They have holes on the heels, the threads are wearing out, and on several pairs I can see your big toe poking through. Last winter had record lows temperatures. Remember February 12th when Sioux Falls (and other parts of the Midwest) had colder temperatures than even Antarctica?!”
Me: “Yeah, but Antarctica is in the Southern Hemisphere. Of course our winter time is going be colder sometimes because it is experiencing its warmest temps.”
Wife: “Regardless, you need socks. Hey what is that Catholic website that sells neat saint socks?”
Me: “Socks Religious.”
Wife: Okay, that is what I am getting you for Christmas. You love Catholic saints and I love your feet being warm so you don’t catch a cold. Deal?!”
Me: “Okay, but can you get me a JPII or Fulton Sheen pair?”
🔷Catholic husbands don’t be like me. Listen to your wife when she tells you that you need new socks!
🔷For quality socks with creative Catholic designs check out Socks Religious. They include socks for kids as well (because we all know that socks mysterious lose their partner in the dryer so better to have more in the dresser on hand).
🔷Select from a variety of saints from Mother Teresa and Our Lady of Guadalupe to St. John Paul II and (soon-to-be blessed) Fulton Sheen!
🎉 🎊 Only 99 days until Christmas! 🎄⭐️ If you are like me, you might be thinking, “So what? We have plenty of time let’s celebrate Halloween and Thanksgiving. Let’s celebrate those first!”
❗️A part of me wished the entire world 🌎 thought like me. But that is selfish. An unholy mindset. 🧦 Much like my frame of mind, my socks are getting holey. Especially, at the heels! 🧦My wife constantly urges me to get new socks. “Aren’t those uncomfortable?” she asks almost weekly. She is right. Worn down and drab socks are uncomfortable.
❗️Want a solution to this dilemma?
🧦Check out Socks Religious—a wonderful small business that specializes in high quality socks with a Holy flair! Decorated with the Holy figures like John Paul II, Mother Teresa, and Joseph, you will be sure to experience the holelessness and holiness wearing these socks!
🧦Share this post with your family and friends especially if:
📍They are Catholic
📍Enjoy planning Christmas shopping early
📍 Suffer from holey sock syndrome 📍 Enjoy having comfortable feet
📍Need a conversation starter at a year end party—because I know we can all get awkward at times in social events! 😊