New Song Release from Deep Blue Savior: Breakfast at Jesus’s

Introducing a parody song inspired by Deep Blue Something’s “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”, based on a blog post I wrote about the symbolism of Jesus grilling fish.

With the assistance of ChatGPT, I’ve created a unique and playful adaptation of the classic hit, infused with references to Catholicism and Jesus.

Join us as we explore the deeper meaning behind the story of Jesus grilling fish and the universal mission of the apostles. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this holy rendition of “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”.

Verse 1:

Whenever Sunday mornings come around I think of bacon, toast, and donuts I’ve found But as I read through John’s Gospel page A story caught my eye, an event so strange

Chorus:

Jesus grilling fish, oh what a sight A miracle that fills me with delight The symbolism deep, a message bright Let’s take a deeper look, it’s quite a sight

Verse 2:

The apostles were fishing at the Tiberian sea Jesus appeared but they didn’t see A great catch of fish they did obtain 153, a number that contains

Chorus:

Jesus grilling fish, oh what a sight A miracle that fills me with delight The symbolism deep, a message bright Let’s take a deeper look, it’s quite a sight

Verse 3:

Peter recognized him when breakfast was served Fish and bread, the disciples were served The Eucharist celebrated in this meal A message for us all, let’s make it real

Chorus:

Jesus grilling fish, oh what a sight A miracle that fills me with delight The symbolism deep, a message bright Let’s take a deeper look, it’s quite a sight

Verse 4:

153 fish caught, a symbol so clear Universal mission for all to hear Bringing lapsed and non-Catholics to Christ That’s our calling, that’s why we’re enticed

Chorus:

Jesus grilling fish, oh what a sight A miracle that fills me with delight The symbolism deep, a message bright Let’s take a deeper look, it’s quite a sight

Verse 5:

God appears in ways that may seem odd Let’s be open to His plan, like the apostles did nod So next Sunday morning when you’re eating breakfast too Think of Jesus grilling fish, and what that means to you

Chorus:

Jesus grilling fish, oh what a sight A miracle that fills me with delight The symbolism deep, a message bright Let’s take a deeper look, it’s quite a sight

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Muffin Miscreant Finally Apprehended—Muffingate Update!

🌐There has been plenty of news coverage on the Impeachment story it’s time to pivot with an update on a less controversial, but no less important event.

This is a continuation of the story dubbed “Muffingate”—a level 7 shenanigan event!

🚨 🚨 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨

📍Chicoineville’s police 🚔 department apprehended the prime suspect—Miss Avila Catherine Geraldine, also know as ACGC by members of her clan.

📍She is currently housed in a cell “the crib” to await trial that is scheduled after the new year.

📍 Bail is currently set at 30 minutes of quiet and 2 consecutive nights of complete sleep 💤 .

📍 Stay with PRNT TV 📺 to receive full coverage on this new scandal “sweeping” across this small town.

📍Text “antics” to 55555 to get text updates and exclusive interviews with the sheriff, eyewitnesses, and first-responders.

📍This has been I.M. Shocked with PRNT News reporting. Thank you for watching (reading)!

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New Evidence in the Muffingate Case

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This is a continuation of the story dubbed “Muffingate”—a level 7 shenanigan event!

🚨 🚨 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨

📍Detective Daddy acquired more evidence in the so-called Muffingate incident that shook Chicoineville last November.

📍After getting a search warrant to sweep the suspect’s living quarters, muffin crumbs were found on the inside of her onesie.

📍Forensic tests proved the crumbs came from a blueberry muffin—the same flavor same the crime scene!

📍Prosecution is pushing for a trial soon.

📍Unfortunately, the suspect—nearly a year old now has acquired a new mode of transportation and making capture tougher for the already tired police force!

📍 Stay with PRNT TV 📺 to receive full coverage on this new scandal “sweeping” across this small town.

📍Text “antics” to 55555 to get text updates and exclusive interviews with the sheriff, eyewitnesses, and first-responders.

📍This has been I.M. Shocked with PRNT News reporting. Thank you for watching (reading)!

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Thoughts?

Let me know in the comments ⤵️

Thank you for sharing!