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This is a continuation of the story dubbed “Muffingate”—a level 7 shenanigan event!
🚨 🚨 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨
📍Detective Daddy acquired more evidence in the so-called Muffingate incident that shook Chicoineville last November.
📍After getting a search warrant to sweep the suspect’s living quarters, muffin crumbs were found on the inside of her onesie.
📍Forensic tests proved the crumbs came from a blueberry muffin—the same flavor same the crime scene!
📍Prosecution is pushing for a trial soon.
📍Unfortunately, the suspect—nearly a year old now has acquired a new mode of transportation and making capture tougher for the already tired police force!
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5 thoughts on “New Evidence in the Muffingate Case”
Thanks! Glad you liked the news update. 🙂
I laughed out loud too! I have a question; how does one read rights to someone in a onesie? “You have the right to remain silent; but should you use
One of the three words you know, they may be used in a court of law. If we can understand them.”
I claimed parental privilege.
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